Drag Star Willam Q&A

Still, don’t let the stunts distract you from the handsome metrics Willam generates. He has the most-viewed YouTube channel (69 million) among the 89 Drag Race competitors, and he’s the second-most followed Drag Race contestant on Twitter (160,000 followers) after fourth-season winner Sharon Needles (181,000).

Drag Star Willam Q&A: ‘Stunt Queen’ Talks Onstage Enemas, Pop Parodies & New Album | Billboard.

All the Tumblr feels and/or nudes/pizza.

The following is what happened in my brain while browsing Tumblr this afternoon.

Let Me Take A SelfieWho’s this? This person with the humps on his stomach where my stretch marks and belly are? What are these things? I’ve not seen these things before, but I have a strange urge to touch them.

Huh. Maybe I should start working out. Maybe I should at least shower. I haven’t showered in a while.

Nah, I smell alright. 

Oh, look, an ad for Pizza Hut. Those new crusts sure looks good—or gross… I’m really not sure. Nah, I’m gonna go eat a salad. I should lose some weight. I mean, I did have yogurt for breakfast and went on a walk today.

What’s MyFitnessPal say? Oh, that walk only bought me an extra 140 calories? What even is this shit? Fuck it.

I’m ordering pizza. If I get too fat, I’ll qualify for a gastric sleeve, right? Then I can get late-in-life-Al-Roker skinny. This girl at work is doing that Optifast thing Oprah did. I wonder…. Well, I already have this PizzaHut.com tab open. There really isn’t any going back. 

Love

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

I’m singing this to the pizza. It’s setting on the table by my laptop as I type this. Don’t think this was all for laughs. This is based on a true story. Heavily based on a true story. Or, rather, happened a few hours ago.

Young Avengers

I mean, look at those freaking teenage super heroes. Every single one of them is incredibly attractive. And, in that ideal-body-type-kid-of-a-way. Oh, all those Young Avengers feels. But, that’s a story for a different day. I’m going to go back to shame-eating this pizza while my cat looks on and judges me.

TV Tracking with a Strange British Site

When you first load up PogoDesign.co.uk/cat you end up on a very unassuming website with a list of show that are on this month and a series of check boxes. What this site lets you do, however, is create a cross-platform web calendar with the premiere info for all the shows you want to track. This is super handy now that so many popular shows are on cable and can debut any time of the year. Just pick out your shows and you can throw the iCal link into Google Calendar or most other calendar apps.

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